"Settle down! God, you'd think it was the end of the world! And it's a little late for arguing to change anything, so you might as well calm down."
I'm just saying we need the money, and you're the one who's unemployed, so I figured you ought to be the one to make that sacrifice. Kathy's the one who told me about ProGenics' offer. And 50k! Just for a pair of testicles! It seemed like a no brainer."
"Yeah! It was such a good idea! Brad's so docile now, he even thanked me for signing him up. Plus, I opted for the Prosely-Chip™ option, so not only do I get the 10k referral fee for you, I get 10k for getting Sarah to get the chip too! It's kind of annoying sometimes, it'll send me thoughts about ProGenics' latest offers. How much they'll pay me to have some rich dude's kid, that kind of thing. "
"You never told me about that"
"Oh sure, it just takes a while to set up. That's what you do every night with the test patterns and the mantras. It's getting calibrated to you specifically."
"I don't chant mantra, I just say things like... wait... okay, that's pretty creepy and... hot? Kathy why is that turning me on?"
"That's nothing to worry about, just the chip's self defense mechanism. You think a bad though about it, it makes you horny until you associate it with sex. Here's a pro-tip: as soon as you give in it'll let you orgasm again."
"I can just- I can just not watch them. I'll- unf! I don't have to!"
"Whatever you say." Okay, eunuch, your wife's gonna by busy for a while, and I've got to go listen to some new thoughts, so I'll let you handle her from here. Good luck!"
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"Settle down! God, you'd think it was the end of the world! And it's a little late for arguing to change anything, so you might as well calm down."
I'm just saying we need the money, and you're the one who's unemployed, so I figured you ought to be the one to make that sacrifice. Kathy's the one who told me about ProGenics' offer. And 50k! Just for a pair of testicles! It seemed like a no brainer."
"Yeah! It was such a good idea! Brad's so docile now, he even thanked me for signing him up. Plus, I opted for the Prosely-Chip™ option, so not only do I get the 10k referral fee for you, I get 10k for getting Sarah to get the chip too! It's kind of annoying sometimes, it'll send me thoughts about ProGenics' latest offers. How much they'll pay me to have some rich dude's kid, that kind of thing. "
"You never told me about that"
"Oh sure, it just takes a while to set up. That's what you do every night with the test patterns and the mantras. It's getting calibrated to you specifically."
"I don't chant mantra, I just say things like... wait... okay, that's pretty creepy and... hot? Kathy why is that turning me on?"
"That's nothing to worry about, just the chip's self defense mechanism. You think a bad though about it, it makes you horny until you associate it with sex. Here's a pro-tip: as soon as you give in it'll let you orgasm again."
"I can just- I can just not watch them. I'll- unf! I don't have to!"
"Whatever you say."
Okay, eunuch, your wife's gonna by busy for a while, and I've got to go listen to some new thoughts, so I'll let you handle her from here. Good luck!"